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India: Man with 39 wives and ‘world’s largest family’ dies at 76

Mizoram, June 14, 2021, Reuters: A 76-year-old man who had 39 wives and 94 children and was said to be the head of the world’s largest family has died in north east India, the chief minister of his home state said.

Ziona Chana, the head of a local Christian sect that allows polygamy, died on Sunday, Zoramthanga, the chief minister of Mizoram and who goes by one name, said in a tweet.

India: 'Corona mata' (Corona mother) temple built at UP village, demolished

Pratapgarh (UP), Jun 12 (PTI) People at Juhi Shukulpur village here built a "corona mata" temple, seeking divine grace to stay clear of the infection. However, the temple built on June 7 was demolished on Friday night.

Villagers alleged that it was demolished by police, which denied the charge, saying it was constructed on a disputed site and one of the parties involved in the dispute razed it.

Villagers said the temple was constructed five days ago by Lokesh Kumar Srivastava with the help of donations from local residents.

Unknown US firm seeks to invest $500 billion in India

Delhi; 01 June 2021 (UMMN):  An obscure US firm has expressed its interest to invest $500 billion in India, via a full front-page advertisement in two of India’s largest publications — Economic Times and Times of India, making an appeal to Prime Minister Narendra Modi to provide an opportunity to contribute to the ‘New India’ vision.

India: Temple for 'Corona Devi' (Corona goddess) comes up in TN

Coimbatore, May 21 (PTI) As the severe second wave of Covid-19 sweeps across the country, not sparing this district too, a Coronadevi temple has come up on the outskirts of the city, thanks to a mutt, seeking divine intervention to put an end to the raging pandemic.

This is in line with a 'Plague Mariamman Temple', dedicated by the faithful to the deity Amman seeking her protection earlier when plague wreaked havoc about 150 years ago.

The Kamatchipuri Adheenam has built a temple near Irugur on the outskirts and consecrated an idol, naming it as Goddess Corona Devi.

India: Journalist, activist slapped with NSA for facebook post saying cow dung and urine don’t cure corona

Imphal; 19 May 2021 (UMMN): A Manipur journalist and an activist have been charged with the stringent National Security Act (NSA)  despite bail for saying cow dung and cow urine don’t cure corona on Facebook page.

India: BJP leader performs 'havan' in J&K to ward off coronavirus

Jammu, May 15 (PTI) The BJP's Jammu and Kashmir vice president Yudhvir Sethi performed a 'havan' on Saturday to "ward off" the coronavirus, a party spokesman said.

The fire ritual was performed following all COVID-19-related guidelines, the spokesman said, adding that Sethi was joined by party colleagues Anil Masoom, Ajit Yogi, Parveen Kerni, Pawan Sharma, Roshan Lal Sharma and Satish Kumar.

India: MP minister bats for 'yagya' (a fire ritual) to get rid of pandemics

Indore, May 12 (PTI) Madhya Pradesh Culture Minister Usha Thakur has said 'yagya' is an ancient method of purifying the environment and claimed such a practice is being followed since ages to get rid of pandemics.

Amid the ongoing second wave of COVID-19, Thakur on Tuesday appealed to people to perform "havan" (a fire ritual) at one time.

India: Amid lack of beds and oxygen for humans, UP CM provides health equipment to cow shelters

Lucknow, May 6 (PTI) Amid the surge in coronavirus cases, the Uttar Pradesh government is providing oximeters and thermal scanners for cows housed in the state's gaushalas'.

That is what a government press release said. But an official later clarified that the medical equipment was meant for people who work at the gaushalas'.

Indian Border Security Force demands FIR against Pakistani pigeon

Amritsar, Apr 21 (PTI) The BSF has sought registration of an FIR against an intruder from Pakistan that happens to be a pigeon.

The Punjab Police are seeking legal opinion on this.

The pigeon perched itself on the shoulder of a Border Security Force jawan at the Rorawala post here last Saturday, apparently after flying across the border, an official said.

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